r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/NatoBoram•Feb 26 '21
MetaA guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.
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Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.
The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.
"I never thought leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.
This statement made out of 3 parts.
- Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people.
- Something has the consequences of consequences.
- As a consequence of something, consequences happened to someone.
In your explanatory comment, answer these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it will be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits and it will probably be removed. If you complain about it, we'll just send you back here.
The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.
To help you get started, here's an example.
- Helen, Roberto Beristain's wife, voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants such as her husband.
- Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants such as Roberto Beristain, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported and families separated.
- As a consequence of voting for Trump, Roberto Beristain got deported and Helen's family was separated.
You should absolutely make sure that it is easy to match your explanatory comment with the provided format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.
393 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/bluer289•2h ago
A rare GOP victor in Colorafo changes his party affiliation due to GOPs hom*ophobia.
9news.com827 Upvotes
53 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/webbs3•14h ago
Elon Musk Threatens Apple Device Ban Over OpenAI in iOS
bitdegree.org919 Upvotes
170 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Unlucky-Objective304•1d ago
TrumpJenna Ellis learns the hard way: Being Trump's pawn to overturn the election doesn't come with a care package
10.5k Upvotes
418 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Melodic_Oil_2486•20h ago
TrumpShaken and stirred: Trump’s golf course liquor licenses at risk after conviction
theguardian.com2.1k Upvotes
67 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/0Ring-0•1d ago
TrumpThe People Who Bought Stock in Trump's Truth Social Are Very Angry
thebulwark.com4.4k Upvotes
411 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/mrpatinahat•1d ago
TrumpTrump tells rally-goers not to die in Vegas heat: ‘I don’t care about you, I just want your vote’
independent.co.uk4.1k Upvotes
311 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/nonprofitnews•1d ago
PaywallThe Day My Old Church Canceled Me Was a Very Sad Day (NY Gift link)
nytimes.com1.0k Upvotes
110 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/sanbales•1d ago
TrumpJenna Ellis realizing that anyone and everyone is expendable to tRump
newsweek.com4.0k Upvotes
271 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/DesiOtaku•2d ago
The Pastors Being Driven Out by Trumpism (how pastors are being cancelled by the members of their own church)
www-nytimes-com.translate.goog2.4k Upvotes
225 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Obversa•2d ago
Some anti-abortion advocates are now opposing Texas towns trying to prevent women from travelling to other states for abortions: "This is going to get us sued, and is making people turn against each other."
france24.com4.2k Upvotes
396 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/baeb66•2d ago
PaywallConservative columnist slowly discovers who his fellow church members really are.
nytimes.com7.8k Upvotes
934 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/audiomuse1•2d ago
ERCOT says Texas could have rolling blackouts in August, as Houston officials announce cooling centers
houstonpublicmedia.org2.2k Upvotes
184 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Vraye_Foi•2d ago
PaywallInvestors are angry about “manipulative” trading activity happening with the stock of a company owned by a well known con man (who also happens to be a convicted felon).
bloomberg.com1.7k Upvotes
57 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/BucketListM•2d ago
Log Cabin Republican board member calls LGBT community "bullsh*t" and "toxic", surprised to find this calls into question their place on board
meidasnews.com1.7k Upvotes
126 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Francis_J_Eva•2d ago
TERFs join Kiwi Farms en masse because of its anti-trans stance. Proceed to get attacked by its misogynistic userbase
gallery2.8k Upvotes
419 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/TheRareWhiteRhino•3d ago
This Gay Republican keeps making excuses for the Colorado GOP’s hom*ophobia
advocate.com2.4k Upvotes
98 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Achilles_TroySlayer•3d ago
Gay Republican candidate melts down when he figured out that his party is hom*ophobic. He posted a three-minute video to social media calling the state GOP's words "hateful" and arguing that they don't represent Republican views.
4.0k Upvotes
275 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/RadiantAd4899•3d ago
Conservative Mexicans really discover the true essence of conservatism
25.4k Upvotes
1.3k comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/crazy_urn•3d ago
Colorado LGBTQ+ GOP senate candidate upset by anti-LGBTQ+ GOP newsletter that calls for burning pride flags
google.com668 Upvotes
11 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/BlueFalcon02•3d ago
Officials from state actively thwarting mass transit and e-vehicle advances are concerned with air pollution from cars…
2.6k Upvotes
86 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/EfficientLoss•19h ago
🤣 When you think your live stream will pump your stock and make you billions but tanks the stock instead...OR those you call you a financial genius and you pull out a MAGIC 8 BALL.🤣
0 Upvotes
47 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/cipheron•3d ago
Anime studio Gainax declares bankruptcy, after years of financial mismanagement and corruption caused all the creatives to leave to form their own studios.
cbr.com1.0k Upvotes
93 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/hockey_bat_harris•4d ago
Vermont GOP rules bar it from promoting any candidate who is a 'convicted felon'
nbcnews.com20.3k Upvotes
556 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/Edna_Krabappelous•4d ago
PaywallBody shaming journalist ShOcKeD when she was body shamed in turn.
telegraph.co.uk4.3k Upvotes
303 comments
r/LeopardsAteMyFace•u/MayorOfPantstown•4d ago
Billions of dollars...
2.0k Upvotes
149 comments