I never thought leopards would eat MY face (2024)

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MetaA guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule. A rare GOP victor in Colorafo changes his party affiliation due to GOPs hom*ophobia. Elon Musk Threatens Apple Device Ban Over OpenAI in iOS TrumpJenna Ellis learns the hard way: Being Trump's pawn to overturn the election doesn't come with a care package TrumpShaken and stirred: Trump’s golf course liquor licenses at risk after conviction TrumpThe People Who Bought Stock in Trump's Truth Social Are Very Angry TrumpTrump tells rally-goers not to die in Vegas heat: ‘I don’t care about you, I just want your vote’ PaywallThe Day My Old Church Canceled Me Was a Very Sad Day (NY Gift link) TrumpJenna Ellis realizing that anyone and everyone is expendable to tRump The Pastors Being Driven Out by Trumpism (how pastors are being cancelled by the members of their own church) Some anti-abortion advocates are now opposing Texas towns trying to prevent women from travelling to other states for abortions: "This is going to get us sued, and is making people turn against each other." PaywallConservative columnist slowly discovers who his fellow church members really are. ERCOT says Texas could have rolling blackouts in August, as Houston officials announce cooling centers PaywallInvestors are angry about “manipulative” trading activity happening with the stock of a company owned by a well known con man (who also happens to be a convicted felon). Log Cabin Republican board member calls LGBT community "bullsh*t" and "toxic", surprised to find this calls into question their place on board TERFs join Kiwi Farms en masse because of its anti-trans stance. Proceed to get attacked by its misogynistic userbase This Gay Republican keeps making excuses for the Colorado GOP’s hom*ophobia Gay Republican candidate melts down when he figured out that his party is hom*ophobic. He posted a three-minute video to social media calling the state GOP's words "hateful" and arguing that they don't represent Republican views. Conservative Mexicans really discover the true essence of conservatism Colorado LGBTQ+ GOP senate candidate upset by anti-LGBTQ+ GOP newsletter that calls for burning pride flags Officials from state actively thwarting mass transit and e-vehicle advances are concerned with air pollution from cars… 🤣 When you think your live stream will pump your stock and make you billions but tanks the stock instead...OR those you call you a financial genius and you pull out a MAGIC 8 BALL.🤣 Anime studio Gainax declares bankruptcy, after years of financial mismanagement and corruption caused all the creatives to leave to form their own studios. Vermont GOP rules bar it from promoting any candidate who is a 'convicted felon' PaywallBody shaming journalist ShOcKeD when she was body shamed in turn. Billions of dollars... References

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/NatoBoramFeb 26 '21

MetaA guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.

4.1k Upvotes

Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.

The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.

"I never thought leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.

This statement made out of 3 parts.

  1. Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people.
  2. Something has the consequences of consequences.
  3. As a consequence of something, consequences happened to someone.

In your explanatory comment, answer these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it will be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits and it will probably be removed. If you complain about it, we'll just send you back here.

The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.

To help you get started, here's an example.

  1. Helen, Roberto Beristain's wife, voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants such as her husband.
  2. Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants such as Roberto Beristain, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported and families separated.
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Roberto Beristain got deported and Helen's family was separated.

You should absolutely make sure that it is easy to match your explanatory comment with the provided format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.

393 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/bluer2892h ago

A rare GOP victor in Colorafo changes his party affiliation due to GOPs hom*ophobia.

9news.com

827 Upvotes

53 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/webbs314h ago

Elon Musk Threatens Apple Device Ban Over OpenAI in iOS

bitdegree.org

919 Upvotes

170 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Unlucky-Objective3041d ago

TrumpJenna Ellis learns the hard way: Being Trump's pawn to overturn the election doesn't come with a care package

10.5k Upvotes

418 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Melodic_Oil_248620h ago

TrumpShaken and stirred: Trump’s golf course liquor licenses at risk after conviction

theguardian.com

2.1k Upvotes

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/0Ring-01d ago

TrumpThe People Who Bought Stock in Trump's Truth Social Are Very Angry

thebulwark.com

4.4k Upvotes

411 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/mrpatinahat1d ago

TrumpTrump tells rally-goers not to die in Vegas heat: ‘I don’t care about you, I just want your vote’

independent.co.uk

4.1k Upvotes

311 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/nonprofitnews1d ago

PaywallThe Day My Old Church Canceled Me Was a Very Sad Day (NY Gift link)

nytimes.com

1.0k Upvotes

110 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/sanbales1d ago

TrumpJenna Ellis realizing that anyone and everyone is expendable to tRump

newsweek.com

4.0k Upvotes

271 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/DesiOtaku2d ago

The Pastors Being Driven Out by Trumpism (how pastors are being cancelled by the members of their own church)

www-nytimes-com.translate.goog

2.4k Upvotes

225 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Obversa2d ago

Some anti-abortion advocates are now opposing Texas towns trying to prevent women from travelling to other states for abortions: "This is going to get us sued, and is making people turn against each other."

france24.com

4.2k Upvotes

396 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/baeb662d ago

PaywallConservative columnist slowly discovers who his fellow church members really are.

nytimes.com

7.8k Upvotes

934 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/audiomuse12d ago

ERCOT says Texas could have rolling blackouts in August, as Houston officials announce cooling centers

houstonpublicmedia.org

2.2k Upvotes

184 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Vraye_Foi2d ago

PaywallInvestors are angry about “manipulative” trading activity happening with the stock of a company owned by a well known con man (who also happens to be a convicted felon).

bloomberg.com

1.7k Upvotes

57 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/BucketListM2d ago

Log Cabin Republican board member calls LGBT community "bullsh*t" and "toxic", surprised to find this calls into question their place on board

meidasnews.com

1.7k Upvotes

126 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Francis_J_Eva2d ago

TERFs join Kiwi Farms en masse because of its anti-trans stance. Proceed to get attacked by its misogynistic userbase

gallery

2.8k Upvotes

419 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/TheRareWhiteRhino3d ago

This Gay Republican keeps making excuses for the Colorado GOP’s hom*ophobia

advocate.com

2.4k Upvotes

98 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Achilles_TroySlayer3d ago

Gay Republican candidate melts down when he figured out that his party is hom*ophobic. He posted a three-minute video to social media calling the state GOP's words "hateful" and arguing that they don't represent Republican views.

4.0k Upvotes

275 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/RadiantAd48993d ago

Conservative Mexicans really discover the true essence of conservatism

25.4k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/crazy_urn3d ago

Colorado LGBTQ+ GOP senate candidate upset by anti-LGBTQ+ GOP newsletter that calls for burning pride flags

google.com

668 Upvotes

11 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/BlueFalcon023d ago

Officials from state actively thwarting mass transit and e-vehicle advances are concerned with air pollution from cars…

2.6k Upvotes

86 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/EfficientLoss19h ago

🤣 When you think your live stream will pump your stock and make you billions but tanks the stock instead...OR those you call you a financial genius and you pull out a MAGIC 8 BALL.🤣

0 Upvotes

47 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/cipheron3d ago

Anime studio Gainax declares bankruptcy, after years of financial mismanagement and corruption caused all the creatives to leave to form their own studios.

cbr.com

1.0k Upvotes

93 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/hockey_bat_harris4d ago

Vermont GOP rules bar it from promoting any candidate who is a 'convicted felon'

nbcnews.com

20.3k Upvotes

556 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/Edna_Krabappelous4d ago

PaywallBody shaming journalist ShOcKeD when she was body shamed in turn.

telegraph.co.uk

4.3k Upvotes

303 comments

r/LeopardsAteMyFaceu/MayorOfPantstown4d ago

Billions of dollars...

2.0k Upvotes

149 comments

I never thought leopards would eat MY face (2024)

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